2023 Summer transfers

As usual, incorrect! Madrid is one of Europe's great cities, have had many a fantastic night there.

Pub bore trivia fact - It is the only European capital without a river running through it.

Agree with your first statement. But there is a river, the Manzanares that runs through Madrid.

I have been to Madrid a couple of times and found it dull. Also having a meal there takes fucking forever because the waiters just sod off and smoke all the time.
On top of that fucking siestas ruin the afternoon. Clearly you are into drugs and underground flamenco and boring weather. I have a girlfriend who says living in Madrid is affordable and she likes it but since I am married that is probably why I found it boring. Also olives... Barcelona is way more interesting. (Although I hate their arrogant football club).

Anyway we are interested in Silas from Stuttgard. I know nothing about him other than the player most compared to his way of playing is one Brennan Johnson. And he is left footed.

Chicago: Getting back on track.

Madrid is great. I'd still rather live in Nottingham.

I may be biased.

Madrid is unbearably hot in the summer. All the locals leave for a few weeks.

I'd still rather live there than Nottm.

Chicago is unbearably hot in the summer too, but the Chicago Cubs and Central air conditioning keep me sane.

Madrid, meh. Although Watching Real was interesting.

Chicago: Projecting.

I went to Madrid once for a couple of days when inter railing, it was my least favourite place.

My abiding memory was an old man on the tube opposite me masturbating, I presume not over me.

Don't do your self down. I too have only been to Madrid for couple of days towards end of inter railing (summer 1988). Noone masturbates over me on the tube.

I was also felt up by an old man on a train in Italy who invited me into the toilet with him (I declined - and he quickly moved away when the border police started moving down the carriage).

I am obviously more attractive to old pervs on trains than I thought.

Damn, the most handsome man on Talkback award goes to....

Wifey punched an old Italian Man in Naples for feeling her up at the train station a few years back and it would have been funny if it wasn't for the fact that the old twat fell down two flights of stairs and probably broke his neck. I grabbed the missus and scarpered thinking that killing the locals probably was justified but not a good idea.

If only she had done that to Bennington when he was being a nuisance to her last year.

I guess being an ugly munter has it's perks as no old man has ever tried to molest me for which I am grateful...

Chicago: Safe and sound.

I think I was only attractive to old perverts. Better than no one I suppose.

In the old toilets that they used to have under the square in Nottm - some old bloke stood right next to me at the urinals once (there was many spare urinals) he then sort of nudged my arm so I’d look at him and he was waving his dick at me - he seemed quite excited and had half a teacake on.

I burst out laughing at him and walked off.

I once got felt up by an old man and ended up getting a free suit out of it.

Story for over a beer, maybe.

Looks like Talkback has a type

I have seen a bloke wanking off on a train under his tracksuit, but I have always thought it was aimed at the teenage girls sitting opposite, but now I'm wondering...